Gastropod Guilt
Last night, after Dale and I got home from dinner at his mother’s, I heard a crunch when I stepped out of the car. At first, I thought I’d stepped on a nut or twig. When I lifted my foot and looked down, I discovered I’d crushed a large garden snail. The poor thing’s head was writhing around. I icked out and told Dale what had happened. He asked me if I’d put it out of its misery. I said no. He told me to do it. I told him to do it. He told me to do it. I raised my killer foot again and stamped down as quickly and hard as I could. Then I started to feel very very ill. After Dale got the door unlocked, I had to hurry to the bathroom where I ended up dry-heaving.
I’m not surprised I felt guilty about killing the snail, but I am surprised that I nearly got sick to my stomach. Poor snail.





