The singles below are real people with real issues. Some are overweight. Others are crippled by debt. Quite a few live with their parents. But they all have one thing in common: They are available. And they’ve put themselves out there with the hope of finding someone willing to accept them at face value. So, please, scan their profiles. You may not get exactly what you want, but at least you know exactly what you’re getting.

I was just checking out LandsEnd.com’s return policy (I’ve been searching for a swim suit) and happily commented to Dale that stuff bought from them online can be returned to Sears.

Dale: Well, have you just checked Sears to see if they carry Land’s End?
Pamela: Nah, they won’t have what I need in the store.
Dale: Are you sure? ‘Come see the wider side of Sears.’
Pamela: DALE! It’s ‘Come see the softer side of Sears!’ Wider?? Thanks.
Dale: … (mumble mumble)

Guess there won’t be any need to ask, “does this make my ass look fat?”