Got NyQuil?

I don’t. But I do have a cold.

Dammit.

My system’s all fucked up now. Tuesday, I never went to bed. I stayed up all night, watching bad TV and chatting with bwg. Early in the morning I realized that I was either having a pretty bad allergy attack, or a cold was emerging. Around 9 am, I showered and got ready for class. And I took some DayQuil. About an hour later, I had a minor case of the shakes and was typing like I was drunk.
At 12:15 I went to class. 2:45 I was home again. And I knew it was a cold and not just allergies. I contemplated going to bed, but I decided to stay up and try to go to bed at a more normal time.

Despite trying several types of cold/sinus/allergy medicines, I got no relief from my symptoms, which only grew worse as the day progressed. At one point, the sinus drainage was so bad, it was just thin liquid pouring out of my nose. I even thought I had a nosebleed.

Around 4, Kevin called and reminded me that I either needed to turn on the outside faucets to drip, or go to the store to buy some insulating covers to put over them. I’m glad he called, ’cause I never would have thought to take care of that. At 4:30 I dragged myself out to my car.

I also wanted to get some gloves, since I couldn’t find my own and it was COLD out, so I figured I’d try Wal-Mart first. (That morning, I found one bulky heavy glove and one mitten. I think they may even have been for the same hand. And I couldn’t find any of my light gloves.) Wal-Mart had a really crappy glove selection. And they didn’t carry faucet covers at all, so I tried Target.

Target has a shitload of gloves in the women’s section, but none were what I wanted. My old pair were cheap little knit things with little rubber bumps all over the palms and fingers. Those bumps enabled me to wear the gloves while driving, and the material of the gloves meant I could squish them into pockets easily. All the similar knit gloves at Target were bumpless. I could have stepped up to some nice leather gloves, but I didn’t feel like shelling out $30+ for a pair yet.

A couple of salespeople were chatting nearby. The girl commented about how most of the women’s gloves suck. They’re fancy and colorful, but not very practical overall. Then she said something about getting her gloves from the boy’s department. I decided to try that. Boy’s had an OK selection of gloves, but still not what I wanted. The only pair of gloves with nubbies were 100% wool, which I can’t wear. (Allergic.)

Target also didn’t carry the faucet covers. So I spent $2 and got a 2pack of the cheapie knit gloves from women’s. I figured I’d try them and see if I could drive.

Barely. They wanted to slip on the wheel unless I gripped it really tightly.

I decided it was time to head to Home Depot. I took the ‘back way’ and saw the new Kohl’s they just built. So I went in there to look for gloves. They had the best selection. And I even found knit gloves with nubbies! Unfortunately, the colors were pretty awful. Brown, funky red, funky green, and two funky shades of purple. I settled on the funky red. They had the same gloves without nubbies, and they had nice orange nubbie-less gloves. I was disappointed they didn’t have black or orange with nubbies.

I’d picked a bad time to go to Kohl’s. The place was packed, and it took much longer than it should have for me to pay for my gloves and leave. Almost every register was open, and there were only 2-3 people in line at each register, but all those people had full shopping carts. Some people even had two! One cashier suggested I go pay at the Customer Service desk. I walked all the way down there to discover it was as bad there as the other registers. So I walked back and tried to pick a line where the customers didn’t look like they were stocking up for half the city. It probably took me 30 minutes to pay $2.50 for my gloves.

After escaping from Kohl’s, I drove across the parking lot wearing my new funky red nubbied gloves to Home Depot. After only a little searching, I found the faucet covers and bought two. Then I drove back to Target to return the nubbie-less gloves.

It was nearly 7 by this time, so I went to Wendy’s to grab dinner/lunch/late breakfast. Mmmmmm, chicken bacon swiss.

I got home and tried to put one of the faucet covers on. And the damn thing didn’t fit. The faucet pointed outwards more than down, so the cover wasn’t deep enough. Frustrated, I went inside and ate my dinner while thinking of how to deal with the faucets.

I ended up taking a bunch of the plastic grocery bags we never seem to throw away and wadding up several inside a single bag which I then scrunched down into a cylindrical shape. I made two of these bundles. I took the second cover and went to the faucet on the back of the house. I held one bag bundle in a loose circle around the base of the faucet as I tightened down the cover. The bags seemed to work well to fill the gap and help seal the cover. The rear faucet also didn’t point out as much so the overall fit was better.

The side faucet gave me some difficulty, but I finally got the bags and cover in place there as well. I guess they worked, ’cause I’m not aware of any of the pipes bursting during the night.

Back inside, I thawed out a bit and did the usual tv/chat thing as I worked my way through a box of tissues. I noticed at one point that it was raining again. About that time Scott asked me if it was snowing yet. I knew it wasn’t, but I went down to poke my head out a door and see if it was freezing. I discovered that it was sleeting and freezing.

I’d gotten my ’second wind’ from being up so long, so I didn’t head down to bed until it was pretty late. I channel-flipped from bed and realized I find infomercials way too interesting. I don’t know why, and I’d never buy most of the products advertised, and Tony Little is just plain scary, but damn, the Ronco Food Dehydrator was looking cool.

It was definitely time to turn off the TV. I tried to read for a little while, but finally turned off the light around 4 am and had surprisingly no trouble falling asleep.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t feeling any better by morning.This is a total head cold. The pressure in my head has just been miserable. Since no one else was here and I didn’t have anything pressing or urgent to do, I decided to sleep. I only got up a few times to feed the cats or kick them out of the room. The phone rang a couple of times in the afternoon, but I didn’t feel like getting up and going to the kitchen to answer it.

Just before 8 pm, I finally got up. My head still hurt really badly. It felt like people had been pushing cottonballs into my skull through my ears, and my head was full to bursting. My cheekbones have been aching all day. And my nose has alternated between running like a faucet or not at all, while being stuffed up the whole time.

I went upstairs to see if Dale had emailed me with his return flight itinerary. I ended up talking to some friends for a while, and Dale called on his way back to his hotel. I decided I was ok to eat, so I had some of the chicken I’d cooked last night. (I wasn’t hungry then, but it was cook it or throw it out.) It seemed pretty good to my diminished taste buds. Around 10, Dale’s brother ICQ’d me to say he’d be arriving around 4:30 tomorrow. That meant I needed to get the guest sheets and towels washed so I took care of that.

That seemed to be the spark I needed. As the laundry ran, I found myself cleaning the kitchen. Dale called around midnight and I took a break and talked to him for a while. He’d just had a long dinner with coworkers at a restaurant near his hotel. Someone had been buying a lot of drinks, and Dale was drunk. It was kind of funny. It made Dale hyper. We talked as he walked back to his hotel. In his room, he started up his laptop so he could tell me his arrival time. Suddenly he exclaimed, “Oh shit!” muttered something else, then burst out laughing.

I asked what was wrong.

“Well, I was emptying my pockets. Left pocket… pager. Right pocket… phone. Phone? Where’s my phone??!”

“Do you mean the phone you’re currently using to talk to me?”

<more hysterical laughter> “Yeah, that phone!”

After I got off the phone with Dale, I did two loads of dishes and finished cleaning the kitchen. I’m pretty impressed. The long counter/bar is so clean and empty, I feel like I should put stuff on it. Earlier, I was walking downstairs, looking at the counter and thinking that it looks so weird not covered in a ton of crap.

I took the clean guest linens upstairs and made up the guest bed. Then I cleaned the upstairs bath. Then I came out here to start cleaning the game room. I got Dale’s computer table cleared and wiped down. Then I decided to hop onto my computer for a minute.

Now it’s 6 am, and I’ve talked to bwg again, made some changes to Cocky Kitty, and written this entry. Which was only going to be a quick post. So, do I go ahead and keep cleaning, or should I go to bed now, probably awake around two, and clean for the few hours before I have to pick up Dale?

I think I should go to sleep.

It’s party time, Ray!

Happy Birthday, Ray!!!

Merry SM3K!

You need to go check out the Christmasified Space Monkey 3000. As always, Jeff’s work is charming and enjoyable.

cold and lonely

It’s 28° outside. It’s raining and sleeting. And my front steps are glazing over already. I really want to snuggle into bed with a mug of hot chocolate, a book, and Dale next to me. Unfortunately, we don’t have any hot chocolate, and Dale’s half a country away.

Maybe I’ll still be able to find some comfort in a book and bed.

I really really miss Dale.

amusing, in a weird sort of way

Stupid Penis Tricks. Everything from the CataPenis to Peniszilla to the Monkey Sundae. Some of these tricks make me miss Dale. Others just weird me out.

It should be obvious from the link title, but this is not a work safe site! Link supplied to me by bwg. If you want to know how he found it, you’ll have to ask him yourself.

Aaron r0xx0rs!

Aaron was my hero yesterday. And he was so awesome, he’s my hero today too. He drove out to my place to help me change a flat tire.

Now, don’t think I’m some sissy girl who can’t change her own flat. ‘Cause I can. But I wanted someone around in case I fucked up and had to have 911 come out to get the car off of me. (Dale’s out of town.)

Well, it was a good thing he came over, because the last time that tire had been replaced, it was professionally, so the damn bolts (all six of them) were machine-tightened and nearly impossible to budge. Aaron ended up sticking the lug wrench on each bolt so it stuck off horizontally, then standing on it while holding the roof rack and kinda bouncing up and down until his weight on the wrench loosened the bolt. He had to do that for each bolt. Poor guy. So, even though I knew technically how to change the tire, I couldn’t have done it alone.

After the spare was in place, Aaron went home and I took the car to the shop to get the flat fixed. I’d thought he was going to hang around afterward, but he had other plans.

So can you believe that? Aaron drove 24 miles round trip just to help me change a flat!

No wonder I love the guy. :D

uh oh

I have been up all night. That’s not too unusual. But several hours ago I started getting a stuffy head. I think I might have caught a slight cold from being outside yesterday, trying to change a flat tire in 50° weather, with occasional sprinkling (the sky, not me). I took some DayQuil a couple of hours ago, but I still feel stuffy. And I also feel kinda hyper-sick. Must be from the crack they put in that stuff to keep you awake.

I would have gone to bed earlier, but I have class at 12:30, so I figured I might as well stay up until after that. But right now, I am really really regretting not getting at least a nap.

On the bright side, my hair is in pigtails. Oh, like you care.

link whoring

Please notice the new BlogSnob link box to the right, under my main navigation links. A different site will appear there each time this page is loaded. Why don’t you go see who’s up and pay that site a visit?

late night linking

I’ve updated my links page. Added a few. Moved some around. Fixed name/url changes for the mercurial amongst you. (Who am I to talk?)

more crap

And here’s what came on later:

It’s Alive (1974) (starring a bunch of people I’ve never heard of) A couple’s first baby emerges with fangs, wrecks the delivery room, and then goes after a milk truck.

Gaahhhhh

“slurp them dead”

These are some of my cable TV choices for tonight.

Never Too Young To Die (1986) John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons A spy’s son inherits the case of a heavy-metal he-she out to foul city water with a floppy disk.

and

Without Warning (1980) Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Tarah Nutter Something alien flings flying flat things which stick to earthlings and slurp them dead.

Gotta watch out for those “flying flat things.” Thank the gods I have homework to entertain me.

I’m back

Did you miss me?

I hate driving

Wednesday we drove to Houston.

Friday we drove to Austin.

Saturday we drive to Houston.

Sunday we drive to Austin.

Granted, Dale does 99% of the driving, but I still get bored, tired, achy, and ass-numb.

I love being different places. I just hate the process of getting there.

Post turkey update

Dale and I drove out Wednesday afternoon. Traffic at 4:30 on 290 East was slow, but not unbearable. Once we got past Elgin, it was fine. At Brenham, Dale decided to turn south on 290. That turned out to be a big mistake. Almost immediately, traffic came to a standstill. And stayed stop-and-go for miles. Turns out there was some construction that had the southbound side closed down to one lane. So a trip that usually takes us 2 hrs and 45 minutes wound up taking us over four hours.

We were late getting to his Grandmom’s house, and everyone had eaten the pre-Thanksgiving dinner by the time we arrived, but we still got some of the yummy roast and her amazing pineapple cream pie. Then we took turns entertaining Dale’s 3 year old cousin so his parents could relax and socialize with the other family members.

Dale and I spent the night at his mom’s, on a double bed. We’re used to a queen-size, so it was a little awkward, and I just didn’t sleep well at all. Being so tired, and with no clock in the room, Dale and I didn’t get up until his brother yelled from the hallway, “time to get up, lazy asses!” Turned out it was already after noon. Oops.

We got showered and dressed just in time to meet his Grandmom, uncle, and two cousins as the arrived. We retreated upstairs to the game room with his brother and younger cousin and spent most of the day up there, while the ‘grown ups’ did the cooking. (heh) The guys took turns playing computer games and pinball, and I finished the first book I’d brought with me and started on the second (which were the first two books of the Fionavar Tapestry series). I love those books.

I rather lost all sense of time that day. At one point, it felt like we’d been up there all day, but only three hours had passed. I have no idea what time we ate dinner, but it was great. Dale’s other uncle and his family had joined us, so we got to play with the three year old again.

*** Let me say now that while the overall tone of this entry has seemed gripy, it’s not. I had a really good time, except for the long drive and the not so great bed. I love my inlaws and get along great with them. And Race is the coolest three year old in the WORLD! I love hanging out with Dale’s family. I just wish getting to do so didn’t involve nearly six hours in the car each visit. ***

Anyway, dinner was great. There were 13 of us crammed around the table, talking and passing food around. The table setting was formal, but the mood was very casual and relaxed. After dinner, those of us who weren’t stuffed dove into the five, count ‘em, FIVE pies that Thor (Dale’s stepdad) made.

After dinner, we young ‘uns were back in the game room, doing more of the same. I tried to teach Ross (14) how to play Urban Terror while Dale and Adam tried to get Adam’s second pinball machine running. We all stayed up fairly late, finally crashing one by one.

Today, Dale and I got up, hung out for a couple more hours, then drove home. (Thank goodness there wasn’t any traffic on the way back.) We stopped off at Aaron’s for one last check up on Arky. He was fine and nasty as always, so we went home. Since we’d planned on coming home Thursday night, we’d only set out a little extra food for our cats. Poor things! All the bowls were empty, so it was quite a frenzy when I fed them.

Babies taken care of, Dale and I did the usual. We went upstairs and chilled on our computers for a while. I was feeling tired, so I went and laid down on the bed. (Ahhhh! Our own bed!) I ended up falling asleep and having a bad dream. I woke up from it, just in time to clean up before we had to leave to pick up Aaron.

Unfortunately, when we walked outside, we discovered that a tire on my car (the one that’ll hold more than two people comfortably) was flat. We didn’t have time to put the spare on it, so Dale took his car and went without me.

I went back inside, and here I am. (The reason this is posting so late is that I got distracted and had an hour long conversation with Dale’s cousin, Ross.)

So, I hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving. I did.

Mmmmm, turkey….

I’ll be out of town tomorrow, so here’s an early Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Whoops

Dale just spent 30 minutes on the phone trying to straighten out our online banking login information — with the wrong bank.

The next generation of trompe l’oeil

Trompe l’oeil translates to “fool the eye.” I’ve most often heard this term associated with interior decorating that involved realistic murals or making one type of material look like another. (Though it is also a stand-alone art form.)

In the past, this type of art was rendered with paint and an amazing eye for detail. Nowadays, computer graphics have added a whole new dimension to fooling the eye. The Final Fantasy movie is a perfect example of computer-based realism.

Do you think you can easily tell the difference between what is real and what is digital? Take the Fake or Photo? test and see how well you can recognize reality. (I got nine out of 10 right.)

(Link to Fake or Photo? via Opine Bovine. If you really want to see some astounding brushwork trompe l’oeil, take a look at Flat Magic.)

Hitch hiking from beyond the grave

A sixth book of the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series will be released next year. Various incomplete versions of the story were found on Douglas Adams‘ computer after his death.

The final book, titled “A Salmon of a Doubt,” will be released in a compendium of Douglas’ final works, on the anniversary of his death.

When I was a freshman at UT, I was fortunate enough to attend a ‘lecture’ by Douglas Adams. Afterwards, he sat for hours at a nearby bookstore, signing autographs. Swamped as he was by fans, he maintained a good mood and even entertained his many admirers. I was able to get him to sign two books for me, along with one for my roommate, who couldn’t stay for the signing. My leatherbound edition of the Hitch Hiker ‘trilogy’ and my copy of “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish” bear his signature and a “Don’t Panic!” stamp.

Nearly 10 years later, both books still hold a special place on my bookshelves. And I am grateful for the humor and spirit I briefly got to share with their creator. At the same time, I am saddened and excited to read his final work.

Oh yeah

So, can anyone out there recommend a decent mobile phone provoder?

Evil Corporate Bastards

I’m so pissed off right now, my forehead feels like it’s throbbing. Dale and I just got off the phone with SprintPCS. The ‘pcs’ part must stand for ‘petty cock suckers.’

See, a while back, Dale and I had two phones on SprintPCS, sharing minutes. When Dale got a phone through work, we dropped one phone from the account and switched to a much less expensive plan. Well, that was the theory. With the last bill we received, I realized that the amount was higher than it should have been. It certainly wasn’t because I was going over on minutes. (On average, I used 90 minutes on a 3000 minute plan.)

When I checked out the bill in detail, I realized we were being billed for a plan that was twice the cost of the plan we’d requested. Yeah, you’re wondering why it took us three months to notice? Well, the recent bills had been lower than the old plan because we had several different discounts that were applied to each bill. Plus, once they throw in all the taxes and fees, the bills are usually $10-$15 higher than the advertised plan amount anyway.

So, we discovered we were being billed for the wrong plan. So, we called SprintPCS (well, Dale did, since he’s the ‘account owner’) and explained we were on the wrong plan, we’d like our plan to be switched, and we’d like to be credited for the amount we’ve been overcharged. Sounds simple and fair, right?

Stupid us! We’re dealing with a soulless corporate entity!

The rep told Dale that we’d agreed to the higher plan, and since we didn’t notice within 14 days, tough. He did offer to switch us to a lower priced plan, but it requires a one year contract. So Dale told him he just wanted to cancel the account. Then the other shoe fell.

The corporate drone informed us that the plan we’re on has a one year contract. Bullshit! Dale and I would never have agreed to a contract! AND, it would be a $150 charge for us to cancel the contract early.

So Dale asked for a supervisor. He got some cranky bitch named Brooke who laid out the same spiel. Dale handed the phone over to me and I argued with Brooke for a while. She said that we had to go through a verification to have made this change, and Dale certainly didn’t remember it. Brooke and I weren’t getting along, so I asked to speak to her manager. She decided to be snotty and made me give the phone to Dale for him to make the request. As soon as he did, he handed the phone back to me and I was on the line when Andrew joined the fun.

Andrew, though much politer than Brooke, was just as useless as the rest of the bunch. I really didn’t understand why SprintPCS would rather have us cought up $150 to cancel our account than credit us $90 and have us continue on indefinitely as customers. I asked to speak to someone higher up than Andrew and he just tried to tell me I’d hear the same. Then I remembered something Andrew had said when he first got on the phone.

“Andrew, you’re a floorwalker, right?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Are you even management?”

“I am authorized by management to take escalated calls.”

“I would like to speak to someone in management, please.”

“Well, I’ll need your husband to make that request since he’s the account holder.”

GAAAAAAAHHH!

So, I held the phone out to Dale and said something snarky about the floorwalker, because when Dale got on the phone, he laughed and said to me, “He must have heard you, because he just said, ‘uh, just a moment please, sir.’”

We have no idea if the person Dale talked to was management or not, but after explaining the whole situation yet again, Dale just got fed up with it and told them we wanted the account canceled.

The $150 cancellation fee isn’t something we can really afford right now, but it beats paying those bastards $60/mo for the next 8 months, or $30/mo for the next 12.

Fuckers.

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