Happy Birthday, Mel!!

I have coined a new phrase:

Nuttier than squirrel shit.

Use it at your leisure, but remember you heard it here first. ;P

Julie lives in Austin. I should see if she’d like to get together and hang out some time.

The Blog Twinning Project has me twinned with Julie of Accidental, which I think is a big compliment to me ’cause Julie’s got a great site. Go check out The Project, and cast your votes for Blog Twins. (And let me see who else you think I’m like.)

(I think I first saw this link on Little. Yellow. Different.)

(At least, it is at 3 AM.)

Romeo and Juliet - Peep Style

I took the Are You Smarter Than Miss America? quiz.

And I’m apparently not.

You got 4 right.

You are as smart as Miss Washington DC, for what it’s worth. You are dumber than Miss Tennessee, Miss Massachusetts, Miss New York, and Miss Oregon.

That didn’t do a damn thing for my self esteem. *sigh*

You Shouldn’t Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt

Lyrics by Skankin’ Pickle

You shouldn’t judge a man by the hair on his butt.

Maybe it’s like needles

Or possibly like bark

Does it need to be mowed

Like the lawn at the park?

Maybe it’s too soft

Or possibly too coarse.

You stuck your hands down his pants

You though he was a horse.

Maybe it’s light blonde

But probably it’s black.

It streached from his belt

And covers up his back.

I saw he had it braided.

It made his pants real snug.

It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug.

Maybe it’s like a forest

All covered up with trees

Maybe when he farts

His butt hairs blow in the breeze.

Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary

Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries.

I just got back from Hobby Lobby. (There’s a Michaels that is slightly closer, but they’ve been out of stock on some items for over a month now, the store sucks in general, and I’m still pissed about the frame incident*.)

I had to pick up some art supplies which I needed before class on Monday. Altogether now, I’ve spent more money on supplies for this class, than I did on tuition for this semester.

Ouch.

* Not sure if I’ve mentioned this before. If not, let me know and I’ll tell you about what happened.

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”, says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, and this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. “My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.”, says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. “My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.”, taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, “Will you get lost? I’m trying to poop!”

In response to my ealier comment about getting too much spam, bwg suggested that I check out MailWasher, a free* mail checker that lets you preview, delete, and bounce email before downloading it from your server.

* “That’s right, you can keep on using this program and it won’t expire. You are offered the chance to register MailWasher and pay a price you think it is worth. Think of this payment as a tip - so please contribute something.”

Real-Life Cyborg Challenges Reality With Technology

Dr. Mann fights technology with technology, wearing computers on his body and cameras in his glasses so he can “shoot back” by recording everything he sees. The billboards and advertisements posted on every public surface are a form of “attention theft,” he says, so he has invented technology that replaces these messages with whatever he would like to see.

I’ve been getting a lot more spam than usual lately, and I’m not sure why. I delete most of it without opening first, if possible. But one just caught my eye, simply for the subject line:

Hi,I am very nice to meet you!

How charmingly garbled!

The Camel-Toe Report

Wow, this car looks so cool, I almost want an old car to fix up like this!

“We have covered the 89 geo metro in aol cd’s, cd-r’s and dvd-r’s cut into quarters and glued on with silicone. The entire car is covered. A quick estimate of the number of aol cd’s used is approximately 500,000 hours free.”

Aaron’s over tonight. Dale and Wil are here as well. There’s a lasagne in the oven and Enterprise, the new Star Trek series, is on the TV.

Can you smell the geekiness?

This is Mommy Liberty. Her creator is a 17 year old artist named Eliza Gauger.

You can buy Mommy Liberty merchandise at Cafe Press. CP and Eliza have teamed up to donate all the profits to the Red Cross and the victims of the 9/11 disaster.

Thank you, Eliza, for sharing Mommy Liberty.

Update: I found Eliza’s explanation of her drawing.

Michael Palin and John Cleese did the intro for the episode of Saturday Night Live I’m watching, and now they’re doing the Dead Parrot sketch!

I am:

35% Goth

25% Trendy

55% Alternative

Conclusion: From this, we can tell that you are either a really well-balanced person, or you just have no taste whatsoever.

If you’ve seen my house, you probably think I have no taste. I prefer to think of my tastes as “eccentric.” (Fuck you. I love my 30 year old orange velvet chair!)

(Heh, those numbers add up to 115%.)