Just received via Instant Messenger:

********: is this pamela anderson?
********: if it is hi, im a big fan
********: wow i really sound like a pervert dont i?

(User name hidden to protect the desperate.)

Aaron: everyone looks funny when you are looking at em with your mouth engaged on their anus

(Not that reading that quote in context would make Aaron seem like less of a freak. Hee hee. He’s gonna kick my ass for this.)

Yet another reason to be afraid of clowns. [via Halcyon]

Hrm, I seemed to have gotten myself a bag of deformed M&Ms. As Aaron said, they’re “Mutant & Mangled.”

I’d like to start out this week by thanking all the folks, past and present, who’ve worked so hard to keep Blogger going.

Disturbing Search Requests - What’s in your referrer logs? [via Blog of the Day]

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(Links swiped from MetaFilter)

What an interesting little trick.

*sigh* I bought a $30 book on ASP the other day, then was told today that I wouldn’t need to learn ASP after all.

The following is a poem comprised entirely of actual quotes from our new president. The quotes were arranged by Post writer Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush

I think we all agree

The past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It’s a world of madmen

And uncertainty

And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet

Become more few?

How many hands

Have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pant leg

Of opportunity.

I know that the human being

And the fish

Can coexist.

Families is where our nation

Finds hope

Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!

Major league.