Yay! More orange! Happy happy orange! Quite obviously, I’m not yet over my orange fixation.

Oh, how badly, on that vacation to Florida, I wanted to be able to fit my big butt into a cute pair of orange Hawaiian-print board shorts….

Ack! Next weekend is the last weekend of Scarborough Ren Fest, and something tells me I won’t be able to convince Dale to go out of town again so soon. Dammit! I’ve been wanting to go all season, and I’ve been hoping to see Zach again.

Hrm, sorry it’s been so long since I’ve updated. I went “on vacation” on May 19th and didn’t return to Austin until the afternoon of May 27th. I promptly fell asleep upon getting back to the apartment, and didn’t get up again until Sunday morning. Then Dale and I decided to head to Houston for dinner with his family. We got back from that yesterday, and still haven’t unpacked. We probably won’t be unpacked fully before the next time one of us heads out of town.

A special haiku for Cockybastard…

(I actually meant to post that last week.)

Leftover birthday cake in the break room!

Someone, please, shoot whoever did this site.

Did you hear about the San Francisco rocket scientist who tried to rob a Bank of America branch office? He wrote “This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag” on a blank deposit slip and politely waited in line for the next available teller. Finding the line a bit too long, he decided to go across the street and rob the Wells Fargo branch.

He handed his note to the teller. “I’m sorry,” the teller advised him. “This is Wells Fargo. I can’t accept a stick-up note written on a Bank of America deposit slip. You’ll have to go back across the street to Bank of America.”

The disappointed thug said “okay” and did as he was told. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police, who arrived in time to find the crook once again waiting in line at the Bank of America.

From Dumb Crooks.

Bad puns and spud theft: it’s a hard life for Mr. Potato Head in R.I.

Oh, this article is hilarious, and here’s the best quote: “I know, I know, you’re already asking yourself why your state didn’t think of this first.”

Make up your damn mind. (Not that I really care or anything. Honest.)

Do you like my Nimal? (Can you even tell what it is? It was supposed to be a cow, but I couldn’t get the horns right, so now it’s a puppy.)

Forbes has ranked Austin as #1 on its Best Places list. Ahhhhh, I love this town!

My sister has given me a cameo role in her latest Zombie Girl cartoon!

Can someone *please* tell me why I can’t get my new cd to play in my cdrom drive?? All I can get are the extra multimedia tracks, and I just wanna hear the damn songs!

“The sound of the computer booting, or the modem connecting, becomes arousing….” Way more than I needed to know.

Yes! Tell me to wait. Take over my browser. Spawn a thousand windows. Then KICK ME OUT when I dare to close one! (You have been warned.)